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Favorite Things
drinking
· The Flaming R. Kelly
eating
· Malfatti
listening
· Johnny Cash
reading
· Chuck Klosterman
watching
· Deadwood, Seasons 1 & 2


Previous Posts
Notes on Sobriety
Republicans Are Tough Guys
Brain Fog
Clown Posse
Uber, but For Wrong Numbers
On the Greatest Political Satire of the 21st Century


Category List
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February Smackdown
Hospital
Literary Shit
Mad Craziness
Portmanteau
Random 10
Stupidity
Women


 



Journal Categories

Women

They drive me crazy
» How to Talk to a Woman When She's Recoiling from You So Fast That She Has Visibly Redshifted (8/30/2016)
» DMB!!!11!!1! (2/3/2010)
» What Gets Left Behind (2/1/2010)
» German Camp (9/7/2009)
» A King of Infinite Space (6/22/2009)
» If Music Be the Food of Love, Play On (6/10/2009)
» You May Ask Yourself, "Well, How Did I Get Here?" (6/9/2009)
» Better Off Dead (6/8/2009)
» Busting Out All Over (5/8/2006)
» My Date With a Louisville Slugger (4/3/2006)
 
» One Ordinary Night, with Cigarettes (10/10/2005)
» Deliquesce (8/16/2005)
» Planets Crash, The World Goes Nova (8/8/2005)
» Stars Exploding in the Night, or Electric Eels Under the Covers (8/5/2005)
» I'd Give You Everything I've Got For a Little Piece of Mind (3/21/2005)
» If we don't find the next whiskey bar, I tell you we must die (3/8/2005)
» Why, I wonder, is my heart full of holes? (1/1/2005)