What Gets Left Behind I never posted this, from back in May, but it remains true, except for the things that I did eventually give back.
Things Lost in the Break-Up
Dry and Sweet Vermouth
One affectionate cat with the tendency to vomit up hairballs
The wine rack
The food processor
The best of the assorted dishes, glasses, pots, and pans
Things I got to keep in the Break-Up
A set of Christmas themed cheese knives
A bottle of Lillet
A ten year supply of Sriracha, which I almost never have use for, and when I do, only a couple of drops, but is surprisingly useful in Bloody Marys
A liter bottle of Golden Boy fish sauce, which I bought because we needed fish sauce but couldn't figure out how to open until it was too late, oh too late,, and now I basically have it only because I really love the Mountain Goats song "Golden Boy" beyond all understanding. And also, you never know when you might need fish sauce, even if I have no idea what to use it in, and don't cook anymore anyway.
Trivia at Pete's Candy Store
One affectionate cat with the tendency to kick poo out of the litter box