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Favorite Things
drinking
· The Flaming R. Kelly
eating
· Malfatti
listening
· Johnny Cash
reading
· Chuck Klosterman
watching
· Deadwood, Seasons 1 & 2


Previous Posts
Notes on Sobriety
Republicans Are Tough Guys
Brain Fog
Clown Posse
Uber, but For Wrong Numbers
On the Greatest Political Satire of the 21st Century


Category List
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CSA
Favorites
February Smackdown
Hospital
Literary Shit
Mad Craziness
Portmanteau
Random 10
Stupidity
Women


 



Journal Categories

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Posts I'm Particularly Proud of Producing
» God and Your Sports Team (3/27/2015)
» Great Song Lyrics, as Telegrams (11/16/2006)
» happyrobot! by Infocom (2/8/2006)
» Ogling the Passers-By (2/6/2006)
» An Open Letter to Kanye West (1/27/2006)
» Hate Speech (1/26/2006)
» Junior McCarthy College (1/20/2006)
» Dawning Realizations and Long Minutes (1/18/2006)
» The Problem With Crack Addicts (12/5/2005)
» Let's Get Together and Feel All Right. (9/26/2005)
 
» Now accepting applications (7/11/2005)
» By order of the town drunk (4/13/2005)
» Outside it was New York and beautifully snowing. Inside snug and evil (3/24/2005)
» All my life my heart has sought a thing I cannot name (2/22/2005)
» New Year's Fever (Catch it!) (1/27/2005)
» The Devil And Post-Modern Drunkard (12/14/2004)
» The Tramp Abroad (12/3/2004)
» Five Technologies That Make Me Superior to You (11/8/2004)
» Potentially embarrassing things about me I shouldn't reveal until at least the third date. (10/20/2004)
» First Time as Tragedy, Second Time as Farce (9/30/2004)
 
» Man of God (This is Spam) (9/24/2004)
» Don't Touch Your Mustache (8/31/2004)
» snotgreen and scrotumtightening (6/30/2004)
» The Tao of the Mix (6/14/2004)
» How I learned to stop worrying and love my computer (5/12/2004)
» The Computer Has Been Drinking, Not Me (5/9/2004)
» Fidel Castro lives just down the block from me (5/3/2004)