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God and Your Sports Team
(3/27/2015)
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Great Song Lyrics, as Telegrams
(11/16/2006)
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happyrobot! by Infocom
(2/8/2006)
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Ogling the Passers-By
(2/6/2006)
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An Open Letter to Kanye West
(1/27/2006)
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Hate Speech
(1/26/2006)
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Junior McCarthy College
(1/20/2006)
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Dawning Realizations and Long Minutes
(1/18/2006)
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The Problem With Crack Addicts
(12/5/2005)
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Let's Get Together and Feel All Right.
(9/26/2005)
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Now accepting applications
(7/11/2005)
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By order of the town drunk
(4/13/2005)
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Outside it was New York and beautifully snowing. Inside snug and evil
(3/24/2005)
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All my life my heart has sought a thing I cannot name
(2/22/2005)
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New Year's Fever (Catch it!)
(1/27/2005)
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The Devil And Post-Modern Drunkard
(12/14/2004)
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The Tramp Abroad
(12/3/2004)
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Five Technologies That Make Me Superior to You
(11/8/2004)
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Potentially embarrassing things about me I shouldn't reveal until at least the third date.
(10/20/2004)
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First Time as Tragedy, Second Time as Farce
(9/30/2004)
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Man of God (This is Spam)
(9/24/2004)
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Don't Touch Your Mustache
(8/31/2004)
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snotgreen and scrotumtightening
(6/30/2004)
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The Tao of the Mix
(6/14/2004)
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How I learned to stop worrying and love my computer
(5/12/2004)
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The Computer Has Been Drinking, Not Me
(5/9/2004)
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Fidel Castro lives just down the block from me
(5/3/2004)