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Simple Answers to Strokin' Questions
Let me ask you somethin'...
What time of the day do you like to make love?

Wait. How did you get this number?

Have you ever made love just before breakfast
I don't really eat breakfast, but this is really a low bar for sexual deviancy. Like, this reminds me of a friend of mine who thought that his girlfriend was really sexually adventurous because she wanted to make whoopee twice in one day

Have you ever made love while you watched the late, late show
As far as etiquette goes, watching TV whilst getting your knob polished is not quite on the level of Paris Hilton taking a call whilst having sex on camera, but it's pretty low.

Plus, I don't get reception.

Well, let me ask you this
Have you ever made love on a couch

Ahem. Yes. Yes indeed.
In fact, someone on happyrobot should, in fact, replace their cushions at some point soon. Sorry about the late head's up on that.

Well, let me ask you this
Have you ever made love on the back seat of a car

Rich is right. It's really only impressive in the front seat, or if it's in the back of a cab.

With that said, Clarence, the answer is no.

I remember one time I made love on the back seat of a car
And the police came and shined his light on me, and I said:

I'm strokin', that's what I'm doin', I be strokin'
I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin'

Dude, this is probably not the best route to go, there. In fact, the only worse answer that I can imagine is, "Officer, I had way too much to drink at that party I left a half an hour, and I pulled over to take a leak. That's why I'm unzipped, you see..."

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