Have you ever made love just before breakfast I don't really eat breakfast, but this is really a low bar for sexual deviancy. Like, this reminds me of a friend of mine who thought that his girlfriend was really sexually adventurous because she wanted to make whoopee twice in one day
Have you ever made love while you watched the late, late show As far as etiquette goes, watching TV whilst getting your knob polished is not quite on the level of Paris Hilton taking a call whilst having sex on camera, but it's pretty low.
Plus, I don't get reception.
Well, let me ask you this Have you ever made love on a couch Ahem. Yes. Yes indeed. In fact, someone on happyrobot should, in fact, replace their cushions at some point soon. Sorry about the late head's up on that.
Well, let me ask you this Have you ever made love on the back seat of a car Rich is right. It's really only impressive in the front seat, or if it's in the back of a cab.
With that said, Clarence, the answer is no.
I remember one time I made love on the back seat of a car And the police came and shined his light on me, and I said:
I'm strokin', that's what I'm doin', I be strokin' I stroke it to the east And I stroke it to the west And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best I be strokin'
Dude, this is probably not the best route to go, there. In fact, the only worse answer that I can imagine is, "Officer, I had way too much to drink at that party I left a half an hour, and I pulled over to take a leak. That's why I'm unzipped, you see..."