Latest Max Report I was talking to my pal Scott (who hosts happyrobot) and he was telling me about his uber-cool kid, Max.
he's so awesome now. pure eccentricity at the store someone will say 'hi little boy. aren't you cute? and he'd say 'i just built a robot with a haunted house inside of him' 'really?' 'yes and if bad guys come it will fly in to the air and shoot hot chocolate all over them until they leave' awkward silence
he is forever making up insane science fiction it's like 24 7 insane person science fiction i'm afraid his brain is going to overheat
the other day at home depot the woman behind us was like 'where did you get that beautiful curly hair'
and he turned around and said 'that flower you're buying doesn't have a skeleton.'
and she was like 'uhhh, yeah. thats right...' and kinda avoided him the rest of the time
he kicks ass.
New Delhi I decided that I am going to a different deli to get my breakfast in the morning. You may not think that is worth mentioning, but after going there every day for months, I have developed a rapport with the nice russian girls who work the counter. I feel like I should go by and say, "I am sorry, but I have to go somewhere else - you're coffee is killing me". I could send them a card.
"Dear Russian girls, Thanks for your fine service over the past few months. Due to the increasing shittiness of your coffee and bagels, I must go elsewhere. I will miss your kind words and low prices, but for my own health, I must stop eating there. Take care, Butter Bagel and small coffee white guy"
Halloween Outfits: Sexy vs. Gory Last week Pony had a whole entry about Halloween and how so many girls go for glam instead of gore when doing their halloween costume.
I may have said this before, but I have been adamant that Halloween was not about looking glam, but ghoulish. Nothing makes me roll my eyes more than women who use Halloween to add another 2 hours to their beauty routine and emerge as tarts."I am a French Maid!" or "I am a hooker!" pony# 2516
First, let me say that this has nothing to do with the fine Halloween party that I went to last night. That was a fun party and everybody had a great time and candy was eaten by all.
Maybe we should all start a back-to-Halloween basics movement, and only dress in a manner that will scare spirits away (or whatever it is that Halloween is about). Sure, I am a big fan of girls dressed up like tarts or whatnot, but they won't chase any spirits away looking like that. So, next year I promise I will be creepy and/or spooky. On a side note, Mrs. Robot had a good idea to solve this problem for girls who want to be sexy and scary: next year she is going to be a sexy coroner, just like some TV show that we see commercials for. I may go as the latest corpse she finds.
Crazy CD Head Did you read Eric's journal entry about him being a character in Hellraiser II?
