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I am Andy Griffith

Hey everyone. Greetings from planet earth.

Sorry about faking my death. I always knew my biggest supporters would play along until it was the right time for me to return. Yesterday, being the 20th anniversary, was a long enough time to go away. No one has ever gone away that long before. I've been documenting my adventures for the last twenty years in journals and will be posting some of the best stories from here. Mostly though, I've just been practicing transcendental meditation throughout various parts of the world while working odd jobs and keeping a low profile.

I'll be posting regularly from this address. You can consider this site Andy Griffith central. Enrique P. is some kind of obsessed online fan of mine.

Now for your obvious first question. "How can I know this is the real Andy Griffith, and not some prankster punk kid?" Well, all I can say is that definitive proof that I am the real Andy Griffith will be forthcoming. For now, you'll just have to trust me.

It's good to be back.

Yours truly,

»chris ||  5/21/2004 ||  1:12:49 PM
well, golllll-leeeee
»goober ||  5/21/2004 ||  1:54:27 PM
why isn't anyone pretending to be me? why, oh why? aren't i pretty enough?
»andie macdowell ||  5/21/2004 ||  2:03:26 PM

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