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Out of Context SMS

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Out of Context SMS - Volume II

Clean Phone for Summer
My phone, while smallish and handy, has no memory on it so I have to clear out all of my junk every now and then - and that includes all the random messages that end up in my "saved" folder.

For volume II of "Out of context SMS", here's 2007.
So far.
Out of order
With names removed to protect the guilty.

Out of Context SMS - Volume II

Sorry! 2 drunk!
2007-01-26 09:38pm

Rite aid guy wanted to know where beulah, ca was!
2007-05-04 01:13pm

sorry, i forgot to say sorry i forgot your birthday.
2007-03-15 07:44pm

Burp. The extravaganza!
2007-02-23 11:13pm

Would plaid golf pants suffice? Gotta hang out and work-shmerk.
2007-02-22 05:58pm

tee vee's Eric Estrada is on my flight, and he appears to be a mean drunk. I hope the let him do the saftey demonstration.
2007-05-15 09:56am

Ok b sure 2 check ur fridge when u return.
2007-01-04 06:17pm

We were talking about you, and Robin said He had the most ginormous poop this morning. Is that true? Or was she talking about Sam?
2007-01-12 08:31pm

At sample about to head home
2007-05-10 08:30pm

The shelves are gone!
2007-02-23 08:41pm

A guy here just said i love reading blogs
2006-11-02 08:52pm

Ryan phillipe called me!
2007-05-03 09:23pm

When will u b back in nyc?
2007-01-04 06:02pm

hey is it new year's there yet?
2007-01-01 04:29pm

tell him i said nice or if you like, you can put the man part at the beginning, like, hey man, nice penis
2006-12-22 03:08pm

Sounds like a diet plan i can handle
2007-04-12 12:36pm

we got lots of fake boobies here.
2007-02-24 02:23pm

Did that thing get through security?
2006-12-22 03:08pm

I'm in the VIP sec for a beatles cover band at webster hall.
Please snark.
2006-12-26 10:06pm

Today is gorgeous. Surf is up!
2007-01-13 08:09pm

I just saw u at 14th street. i like ur khakis
2007-05-09 09:04am

Warm wishes for safe travels and sweet dreams. Thanks for dinner... Sorry about the lack of wine.
2007-01-07 01:05pm

sitting on train staring out window and saw u.
2007-05-09 02:54pm

HELLO NYC! 15th-20th. details to follow......
2007-05-07 04:25pm

Love ryan p.
2007-02-04 02:59am

Un-breakable wine glasses not so un-breakable
2007-03-26 09:54am

Dude! Champagne jam!
2007-02-04 07:52pm

Up for a drink, neighbor?
2007-02-19 04:42pm

according to Tina Fey on NPR, men respond to yelling, sharks, robots and bears.
2006-12-26 10:55am

Trying to find mark
2007-05-16 04:05pm

what's all your numbers and letters that tell me where you live at?
2006-12-14 03:02pm

Aloha robots!
2007-01-05 02:54pm

i'm getting a girl drunk in Williamsburg.
2007-03-12 05:59pm

Want 2 meet us 4 lunch @ frankies?
2007-02-24 11:19am

The neighbors tree just uprooted and is now in the other neighbors yard
2007-05-16 04:09pm

O happy birthday!
2007-02-04 03:00am

I'm just winding down from 3 days of eating with a large glass of Ardbeg! Made me think of you both! Hope you're having a good Christmas!
2006-12-26 06:15pm

ditto fuckers!
2006-12-22 03:20pm

Keys on ur counter. thanks!
2007-02-16 05:54pm

soooooooo drunk. i probably won't remember i txted this, but i have always loved u
»kristen ||  5/21/2007 ||  4:56:42 PM
you ain't neva sent me no text massage.
»:r ||  5/21/2007 ||  10:38:20 PM
well, i ain't got your digits... that was my hypothetical sext massage.
»kristen ||  5/22/2007 ||  2:10:12 PM

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