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bio: rich
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5/21/2007
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Out of Context SMS

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Out of Context SMS - Volume II

Clean Phone for Summer
My phone, while smallish and handy, has no memory on it so I have to clear out all of my junk every now and then - and that includes all the random messages that end up in my "saved" folder.


For volume II of "Out of context SMS", here's 2007.
So far.
Out of order
With names removed to protect the guilty.


Out of Context SMS - Volume II

Sorry! 2 drunk!
2007-01-26 09:38pm


Rite aid guy wanted to know where beulah, ca was!
2007-05-04 01:13pm


sorry, i forgot to say sorry i forgot your birthday.
sorry.
2007-03-15 07:44pm


Burp. The extravaganza!
2007-02-23 11:13pm


Would plaid golf pants suffice? Gotta hang out and work-shmerk.
2007-02-22 05:58pm


tee vee's Eric Estrada is on my flight, and he appears to be a mean drunk. I hope the let him do the saftey demonstration.
2007-05-15 09:56am


Ok b sure 2 check ur fridge when u return.
2007-01-04 06:17pm


We were talking about you, and Robin said He had the most ginormous poop this morning. Is that true? Or was she talking about Sam?
2007-01-12 08:31pm


At sample about to head home
2007-05-10 08:30pm


The shelves are gone!
2007-02-23 08:41pm


A guy here just said i love reading blogs
2006-11-02 08:52pm


Ryan phillipe called me!
2007-05-03 09:23pm


When will u b back in nyc?
2007-01-04 06:02pm


hey is it new year's there yet?
2007-01-01 04:29pm


tell him i said nice penis.......man or if you like, you can put the man part at the beginning, like, hey man, nice penis
2006-12-22 03:08pm


Sounds like a diet plan i can handle
2007-04-12 12:36pm


we got lots of fake boobies here.
2007-02-24 02:23pm



Did that thing get through security?
2006-12-22 03:08pm


I'm in the VIP sec for a beatles cover band at webster hall.
Please snark.
2006-12-26 10:06pm


Today is gorgeous. Surf is up!
2007-01-13 08:09pm


I just saw u at 14th street. i like ur khakis
2007-05-09 09:04am



Warm wishes for safe travels and sweet dreams. Thanks for dinner... Sorry about the lack of wine.
2007-01-07 01:05pm


sitting on train staring out window and saw u.
2007-05-09 02:54pm


HELLO NYC! 15th-20th. details to follow......
2007-05-07 04:25pm


Love ryan p.
2007-02-04 02:59am


Un-breakable wine glasses not so un-breakable
2007-03-26 09:54am


Dude! Champagne jam!
2007-02-04 07:52pm


Up for a drink, neighbor?
2007-02-19 04:42pm


according to Tina Fey on NPR, men respond to yelling, sharks, robots and bears.
2006-12-26 10:55am


Trying to find mark
2007-05-16 04:05pm


what's all your numbers and letters that tell me where you live at?
2006-12-14 03:02pm


Aloha robots!
2007-01-05 02:54pm


i'm getting a girl drunk in Williamsburg.
2007-03-12 05:59pm


Want 2 meet us 4 lunch @ frankies?
2007-02-24 11:19am


The neighbors tree just uprooted and is now in the other neighbors yard
2007-05-16 04:09pm


O happy birthday!
2007-02-04 03:00am


I'm just winding down from 3 days of eating with a large glass of Ardbeg! Made me think of you both! Hope you're having a good Christmas!
2006-12-26 06:15pm


ditto fuckers!
2006-12-22 03:20pm


Keys on ur counter. thanks!
2007-02-16 05:54pm


soooooooo drunk. i probably won't remember i txted this, but i have always loved u
»kristen ||  5/21/2007 ||  4:56:42 PM
you ain't neva sent me no text massage.
»:r ||  5/21/2007 ||  10:38:20 PM
well, i ain't got your digits... that was my hypothetical sext massage.
»kristen ||  5/22/2007 ||  2:10:12 PM



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