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2/6/2006
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What to do with old love letters?
Walt.
Eleven things I used to believe.
Oh Elizabeth.
I borrowed your quasi boyfriend.
Cringeworthy.







I'm in the doctor's office. In the gown. Behind me is the door. The doctor is taking forever. There are magazines on the counter across the room. I really want one. I'm so bored. But I know the doctor will come in the minute I get up and be confronted with my naked naked ass.

My doctor is hot. Why do I only see her when I'm in the gown? I had a good outfit on.

I ask lots of questions while she does my breast exam. Then she starts to talk about nipple discharge. wtf? Stop talking about nipple discharge, its ruining my breast exam.



 
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