06
23
03
Film and Television Rights: Part of the Problem



A telephone rings:

Caller 1: Yes, may I help you.
Caller 2: Yes, hi, I think I may be part of the problem.

Caller 1: In what sense?
Caller 2: In that I'm not part of the solution.

Caller 1: Oh. Are you in need of assistance?
Caller 2: I'd like to stop now please.

Caller 1: Stop this phone call?
Caller 2: Stop being part of the solution.

Caller 1: If I recall, you said you were not part of the solution.
Caller 2: I think you know my meaning.

Caller 1: You want to stop being part of the problem?
Caller 2: Yes. I'd like to stop being part of the problem.





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