New  »   Sunshine Jen  ·  Post-Modern Drunkard  ·  Poop Beetle  ·  Robot Journal  ·  Gator Country
Search...
02
10
05
Day 7 Report


«« past   |   future »»

Wow.

I can barely speak or think clearly, yet the Ball family is doing great--meaning we're feeding regularly, have washed asses, and avoid wearing soiled garments. Yet, beyond those simple pleasures is a joy I can't describe, other than perhaps with a high-pitched, elongated vowel sound, such as aiyeeuuuiieieiiiiiiiiiioooiiiiiiiieeaaau. And if you imagine me making that sound while jumping up and down delightedly on your hypothalamus, and tickling the inside of your skull with a happy feather as you ate ice cream on a hot summer's day, and simultaneously walked a tightrope strung between two giant obelisks made from the wealth of human understanding, well, that may somewhat approach how I feel.

Thanks, sincerely, everyone, for the well wishes, the flowers, the many gifts, and the barbecued beef burritos from that place in the West Village.

John Jr. still has huge testicles.

All is well.

As ever,

The Ball Family


«« past   |   future »»

comments[9]
all comments

post #49
bio: john ball
perma-link
2/10/2005
21:23

wish list
archives
first post
that week
my links
XML/RSS




Angels

Category List
Angels
April - National Poetry Month 2005
April - National Poetry Month 2007
April - National Poetry Month 2008
April - National Poetry Month 2009
Blather
Blather
Correspondence
Demons
February Smackdown!
Here, I'm trying to be Funny
My personal favorites
Novel Excerpts
Random Memoir Fragment



Previous Posts
Please Support My Run in the NYC Marathon
A Fortunate Age (trailer)
Albums. Landlines. Square television.
I don't love anything, not even Christmas
My favorite place in the world
How do you Plea?





Favorite Things
drinking
· Stone Ruination IPA
eating
· Pie
listening
· Snuzz
reading
· A Fortunate Age
watching
· Free Radio, season 2