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05
Men's Surreal Fashion Tips #'s 3, 4, 5 & 6


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A large gold medallion displayed on an exposed sternum says to the world, "I could have won the 200 meter hurdles, had I not been here selling you this rug."

The odor of cologne wafting on the breeze for passersby to enjoy, screams, "I f*cking stink and the world will be engulfed in flame."

The thousand melting rabbit-fur hiking boots and the wooden tacks nailed inside the giant mustard-colored skull were coated with hard, chocolate candy, today and the Wednesday before the one after next.

Zot! Flay! Socks with Sandals!



(Photo courtesy menwholooklikekennyrogers.com)


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