A audio-based website that users link to by keying a number sequence on their inter-portal-telephonic devices. Once the number is "dialed," it "links" to a "receiver" who "answers" not too long after his inter-portal-telephonic device noises a skull-piercing alarm of some kind. After manipulating the interface, "pressing the button," if you will, the receiver- and sender-users are then able to hear the faint sounds of one another giggling.
How will we profit you ask? If, for instance, they say the words "General Motors" or "Dave Chappele" or "Thongs are so ought three" we will then sell that information to the appropriate parties on a multi-tiered value matrix.
Thank you for your consideration in garnering funding for our joint venture.