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5 Things I've Learned from Corrugated Cardboard


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To celebrate Rupert Murdoch's NewsCorp's (NYSE:ASSES) reported offer of 400 million for happyrobot world industries, yours truly will be making lists of disparate things from now on, until I tire of it, or am auctioned off to Clear Channel (NYSE:BIGBRTHR)


1. Waxed cardboard makes for great sledding on a sand dune.

2. During the cardboard strife of the 1930s, the gutters ran red with the blood and guts of the opposition.

3. It makes a great pretend house.

4. Cardboard makes an adequate makeshift house, provided with overhead scaffolding, a subway vent, and enough blankets. Then again, if you have all that, the cardboard doesn't really add much.

3. I do not know how to break the Fresh Direct boxes down properly.




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