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12
09
Zombie Mother: a short play


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 I've been in transit for 12 hours and am posting from my phone from Mountain View, California.



Scene: Four Mom Zombies playing bridge at a kitchen table.

Zombie Mother: 
As she deals a hand of cards
Auuurgh, Johnny's been spending a great deal of time in the shower lately, I think he's finally masturbating. Auurghh.

Zombie Mom 2:
Hhhhhugh.

Zombie Mom 3:
Auurghhh.

Zombie Mom 4:
Auuugggh. Trump.

Zombie Moms:
Auuugrrrhh.

John
On the floor in the den, watching an ACC basketball game with his friends, head in hands.
Auuuurgh!!


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