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meet BOING.

he's my new robot.

mizalmond got him for me for my birthday.

he accomplishes amazing tasks such as terrifying the cats, holding rent checks, brightening up any room, and all-in-all bringing much glee to my life and home.

his torso was fabricated by Boeing Aerospace, which means he has soared tens of thousands of feet into the stratosphere, aiding many complex and high-stress missions without batting a photoreceptor or breaking a silicon-sweat.

and although his high-impedence capacitors cannot reciprocate in a manner bespeaking a true anthropoid, he loves me. and i love him.

everyone, welcome BOING to the happyrobot family.

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