Joel & Jason Darden will be in town THIS WEEKEND. From an undisclosed time in the wee hours Friday 9.1.2006 until 8am Monday 9.4.2006: There will be blood.
There will be tears.
There will be corn liquor extracted from Cool Ranch Doritos®.
There will be NO:
Money + Boobs.
Limousines or Limo Beans.
THEREFORE, I PROPOSE:
A NYC get-together on SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 2nd at BOAT 175 Smith St., between Warren and Wyckoff Sts. 9-ish until we part
calling out: The Rich Buchanan The Evan Smith-Rakoff The Brian Huskey The Hollinghursts The Cannon The Chris Longworth The Westons The ANYBODY THE HELL ELSE WHO HAS A REASON TO MAKE JOEL PUKE IN JASON'S MOUTH
Lock your babies to the feed trough, it's time to get retarded.