Upgrown & Overblown: JOEL'S BACHELOR POOTY  



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calling all maniacs.




Joel & Jason Darden will be in town THIS WEEKEND.
From an undisclosed time in the wee hours Friday 9.1.2006 until 8am Monday 9.4.2006:
There will be blood.

There will be tears.

There will be corn liquor extracted from Cool Ranch Doritos.


There will be NO:

Money + Boobs.

Limousines or Limo Beans.

Shame.

THEREFORE, I PROPOSE:

A NYC get-together on SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 2nd at
BOAT
175 Smith St., between Warren and Wyckoff Sts.
9-ish until we part

calling out:
The Rich Buchanan
The Evan Smith-Rakoff
The Brian Huskey
The Hollinghursts
The Cannon
The Chris Longworth
The Westons
The ANYBODY THE HELL ELSE WHO HAS A REASON TO MAKE JOEL PUKE IN JASON'S MOUTH

Lock your babies to the feed trough, it's time to get retarded.

ladies welcome.

The party connection line will be:

718.564.0456

BRING THE PAIN.
LEAVE WITH LOVE.










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