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  This is a colossal time waste. Fun Vine videos.
Some funnier than others.
   link: Best Vines (TheFunnyVines) on Twitter
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  This is great.
   link: The New York City Filming Locations of The Warriors â€" Part 2 - Scouting NY
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  This might come as a surprise, seeing as how the movie revolves around a New York City gang trying to make their way from the Bronx's Van Cortlandt Park to Brooklyn's Coney Island, but filming only took place in Manhattan, Brooklyn, and Queens
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  nothing on television can provide adequate preparation for the startling, exhilarating, bewildering, exhausting experience that is a live English professional soccer match. (First lesson: Pick a side). With the most recent season just finished, here is a primer on what to expect should you find yourself at an actual game.
Great article! Read!
   link: Game Hunting in England's Premier League - NYTimes.com
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  Guess what! Boycotting palm oil just got easier! This is a wonderful recipe for homemade, palm oil free Nutella!
Yay.
   link: Make Your Own Palm Oil Free Nutella! | jungleheroes
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  In addition to being a health risk, the industrial use of palm oil has led to widespread deforestation in Borneo, Sumatra and Indonesia, displacing and killing endangered populations of orangutans.
And other animals.
But, I'm just pissed that I can't buy Nutella anymore because I also think orangutans are neat.
   link: France proposes 'Nutella tax' on palm oil - NY Daily News
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   link: McDonald's Serves Up a Feast of Characters for Fast-Food Photog | Raw File | Wired.com
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  The following species are either currently listed as endangered or vulnerable. We hope that by learning about these amazing relatives of our well-loved domestic cats, readers will be encouraged to act to protect these species.
   link: Cats are going extinct: 12 most endangered feline species : TreeHugger
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  Yay!
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  Here's what homeless men and women really think of #FitchtheHomeless-in their own words.
   link: Why #FitchtheHomeless Backfires | RELEVANT Magazine
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