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2/10/2009
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Previously on Tim!
· Two Limericks of Smack, No Waiting
· Looking Forward To Being Nervous. Looking Forward To Being Scared Out Of My Mind.
· But then so...
· Dirty Old Man
· Child Care Tips for Parents in the New Millennium
· A Little Sexist, A Little Racist, And A Lot of Fun

Things I got from my ancestors and ain't ne'er asked for no how


premature grey hairs – papa


male pattern baldness – who knows


the burden of having the Sun literally rise and set inside of my pants – Grandma (maternal)


a taste for cheap beer and nylons in my mouth – Grandaddy #1


the ability to read the printed word – great Uncle (maternal)


x-ray vision glasses – a gift from my cousin on my number twelve birthday


a sense of doom – that guy who used to stay with us sometimes


the ability to fly – papa (redux)


a keen sense of wit – Pawpaw (aka Grandaddy #2)


fingernails – apparently everyone has these now?


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