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:: September 2011 ::
» 'I've Got Something Brand New (for that ass)'

:: February 2011 ::
» Watch How the Zombies Scream (it's the crack)...

:: April 2010 ::
» 'tis Spring and your Mothers Cry

:: February 2010 ::
» Mama Sang Tenor
» Not Even Close to Being on Topic
» To gather or collect swiftly and unceremoniously; grab

:: July 2009 ::
» His Underwear Must Always Match His Shirt

:: February 2009 ::
» Things I got from my ancestors and ain't ne'er asked for no how
» Two Limericks of Smack, No Waiting

:: September 2008 ::
» Looking Forward To Being Nervous. Looking Forward To Being Scared Out Of My Mind.
» But then so...

:: April 2008 ::
» Dirty Old Man

:: February 2008 ::
» Child Care Tips for Parents in the New Millennium

:: November 2007 ::
» A Little Sexist, A Little Racist, And A Lot of Fun
» I Would Actually, In a Second

:: August 2007 ::
» Ten Events Which When Aligned And In A Historical Context Will Alter The Face Of My Future

:: November 2006 ::
» Christmas Time is Here, You Imperialist Dog You

:: July 2006 ::
» Good Morning, My Bitches...

:: February 2006 ::
» The Seven Sisters of Need

:: December 2005 ::
» John Donne, uncapitalized, one comma only

:: August 2005 ::
» Posture Is More Important Than You Can Imagine

:: July 2005 ::
» Recipe

:: June 2005 ::
» Top Twenty All Time Desert Island Must Have Albums Recorded Sometime in the Last Twenty Years

:: May 2005 ::
» A Mutual Understanding of Destruction and Greed

:: April 2005 ::
» Some reasons why global warming is not a crisis. I could not wait, it seems, for the formal question to be asked.

:: March 2005 ::
» Top Four Recollections of Ponies, and Then One More

:: December 2004 ::
» Top Five Things That Ruin Christmas

:: November 2004 ::
» Lawn Care Tips For The Modern Conservative
» An Open Letter to John Kerry and all of the other loser Democrats

:: October 2004 ::
» Thirteen ghoulish or otherwise dark things previously not known about Halloween:

:: September 2004 ::
» An Alteration of Historical Fact
» An Alteration of Historical Fact
» An Alteration of Historical Fact
» Working Title

:: June 2004 ::
» Summer Fiction
» Happy Get Married Day!
» People Seeing Other People Naked, or, Laying Tongues on Bodies, Depending on the Situation.

:: May 2004 ::
» Neck Bloody Neck
» Cow Kills Snake

:: February 2004 ::
» one period near the end
» Dear coworker: The sight of your legs wrapped in Pantyhose makes me want to commit crimes.

:: January 2004 ::
» The Truths of Moonstruck
» Love is a secret.
» Twenty Minute Sink Update

:: December 2003 ::
» Christmas Summons
» Alternate endings to the fable, Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer
» The New King of Pop

:: November 2003 ::
» Answers
» Tribute

:: October 2003 ::
» 10-31-03
» Coworker Profiles

:: September 2003 ::
» Sometimes Mankind, I am Loving You
» .

:: August 2003 ::
» Religion and Red Meat

:: July 2003 ::
» Get up, get, get, get down, Late 911 wears the late crown
» Seventh Grade Survival Guide For Boys

:: June 2003 ::
» Indifferent

:: March 2003 ::
» X marks the spot

:: January 2003 ::
» Toothpaste, Beer and Half and Half

:: December 2002 ::
» Monday, December 2, 2002, 10:30AM 11:47AM

:: November 2002 ::
» To: JaneyBrainy57@yahoo.com

:: October 2002 ::
» Methods for getting published by McSweeney's Online Accumulation (and an explanation of each, in lay terms)

:: September 2002 ::
» But you said we could stay up forever
» What To Do In The Event A Parent, Teacher or Co-Worker Catches You In The Act Of Self-Pleasure.**
» People You Should Never Turn Your Back On

:: August 2002 ::
» smoking is bad for you, and other lies
» Seemingly Unrelated Events
» Love in the Time of Terrorism

:: July 2002 ::
» Celebrity

:: June 2002 ::
» A History of Sh*t