tim!: Things I got from my ancestors and ain't ne'er asked for no how
2009
premature grey hairs – papa
male pattern baldness – who knows
the burden of having the Sun literally rise and set inside of my pants – Grandma (maternal)
a taste for cheap beer and nylons in my mouth – Grandaddy #1
the ability to read the printed word – great Uncle (maternal)
x-ray vision glasses – a gift from my cousin on my number twelve birthday
a sense of doom – that guy who used to stay with us sometimes
the ability to fly – papa (redux)
a keen sense of wit – Pawpaw (aka Grandaddy #2)
fingernails – apparently everyone has these now?
comments[4]
|
2/10/2009
|
perma-link
›
bio: tim
›
archives
«« (back)
(forward) »»
two limericks of smack, no waiting
his underwear must always match his shirt
TIM!
›comments[
4
]
›all comments
›post #83
›bio: tim
›perma-link
›2/10/2009
›20:53
›archives
›first post
›that week
Previous Posts
'I've Got Something Brand New (for that ass)'
Watch How the Zombies Scream (it's the crack)...
'tis Spring and your Mothers Cry
Mama Sang Tenor
Not Even Close to Being on Topic
To gather or collect swiftly and unceremoniously; grab