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: A Jeremiad against "Happy Birthday."
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: The New Apartment: Things Bought - Frigidaire Gas Range
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The Wrong Squid
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Accounting for Everything
we were literally pummeled with candy the whole time
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if given the choice, always pick the floppy drive over the tape drive.
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