I slept in my clothes last night. I am wearing them to work today. I suspect this is a situation that will not repeat itself outside of college, so I am enjoying the fact that i get to go to work and be kinda scummy. Hey, at least i'm wearing a different t-shirt than the one i was wearing yesterday, so that's a step up, right?
I kept on falling asleep last night while Robin was showing me The Satanic Rites of Dracula which could also have a few alternate titles like:
Saruman plays Dracula
What's the difference between Black Death and Plague, anyways?
The room must be cold because that satanic sacrifice chick sure has sticky-outy nipples.
That woman looks like she could be Lucy Liu's mother!
When in doubt, run from the goons wearing fleecy leather vests over black turtlenecks--they're the bad guys.
Everyone in British Intelligence is a Satanist?
I could've sworn that tied-up guy had a boner!
etc. etc. it was really fun except I kept on falling asleep. ::ashamed:: I'm sorry Robin! Next time I promise I will bring a BIG CAN of Rockstar energy drinks or Monster energy drinks so that i will be so jacked up on caffeine that I won't be able to fall asleep even when I try! w00t!
Jill was extremely nice to suggest that Biff drive me to work this morning. I work at 9 AM so we left at 8:30 but stopping to pick up toilet paper & cigarettes for Jill (and a little bit for me) plus gas made me get to work at 9:10. Biff drives like a true Californian of the Grand Theft Auto III variety, and so driving obstacles do not get in his way. Fuck yeah! we were listening to this song in the car that had these lyrics that went "Your city's a sucker...my city's a CREEP!" it was actually pretty darn catchy, but the DJ on 91.7 WMSE (*our favorite independent radio station) didn't say who sang it.
I can't wait until Friday when we make Linguine in clam sauce together! And watch more bad movies! And Robin got this new game which kicks ass...it's called "Samurai" or something, and the graphics are pretty cool...I thought the soundtrack was cool, too, until I realized that hearing the same digitized Tuvan throat singing excerpt over and over and over was a little bit much. But I digress: it's a really cool game! And sometimes I think think that Robin is like the cool sista that I never had but I have now! muwahaha!
Also, Biff and I got the tickets for the MC Chris show tomorrow night so I am pumped...we put them inside Biff's top secret briefcase compartment, so remind me of that if I think they've disappeared or something... we are hoping that MC Chris performs his one, the only, song from the BRAK SHOW ..."I want Candy!"
I want candy, bubble gum and taffy Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy Got my pennies saved so I'm a sugar daddy I'm her Hugh Cronyn, she's my Jessica Tandy, I want candy! * Gonna get ya asses kicked Nasty Do it to your daddy, embarass your own family Just 'cause you came in front of a kid and his candy I need candy Any kind'll do Don't care if it's nutritious or "FDA approved"
It's gonna make me spaz like bobcats on booze A hyperactive juice that only I can produce
Use a giant drill, bore straight into hell Releasin ancient demons from a sleep forever spell So they can walk upon the earth, and get resituated And hawk the diet pills that MC Pee Pants have created
Mess up the mix, mix up the mess Come on down yo, here's the address I said six, one-two Wharf Avenue Six, one-two wharf avanue...
Oh man, that song is great. I'm pretty sure, if you haven't seen THE BRAK SHOW (and I know we have this episode on tape someplace in our apartment, which is like saying "I know King Rhamen-Hotep's tomb is somewhere out there in the desert, I found it a few years ago, and we should be able to find it again, guys...even with the shifting sands!") you can google "I want Candy" and you should be able to find an mp3 of the song...it's hilarious.
Finally, a big shout-out to Eve. If you lived in Milwaukee, I would totally have to invite you to the MC Chris concert!