elanamatic: Shuga Mama I can hack into any kinda system you need access to: swiss banks accounts, high security systems accessible only by eye scan, mcdonald's.
I wear trendy geek chich apparel and am always wired on chocomocalatta's.
I have a great bod but terrible posture from the constant typing, mousing and scanning.
A filthy rich investment banker by day, I bore the straight civilians to pieces with my talk of financial reports and constant stock quotes (meaning my quotes will be both about stocks and repetitive.)
If anyone were to catch me, I would spend my days in a white collar delinquent facility working on my tennis game and challenging the in-house librarian to an on-going, intensive Boggle marathon.