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5/9/2006
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05.09.06

Sign you have been working for the man too long:
While eating a delicious and nutritious breakfast of cereal, soymilk and berries, your partner in crime turns to you spoon out and says: "This blackberry looks like Marge Simpson's hair!"

Your response: You look over at your RIM Blackberry attached to your purse quizzically, pause, clue in, and confess your complete and utter embarassment.

Sign you are a shopaholic
While biking to work, you mentally review your current summer wardrobe. Ok, could use more shoes, yes definitely. Clearly would do well to have a few more pairs of pants, especially cycle friendly work attire. Hmmm the shoes that woman is wearing are both cute and flat.

Holy shit! I just floated through a red light at the interesection of Yonge + Wellesley during morning rush hour. So dangerous and irresponsible, I don't even know what to say.


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