finally, i have found a way to get my dogs to stop barking at me who knew it was so easy! all i have to do is look at them and say, "has timmy fallen into the well? down by the river? [gasp!] you mean he fell off a glacier? and he's drowning in the ocean?! and you wish i was more coordinated? what? what do cocoa butter, jennifer lopez and fat joe have to do with this?"