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*As in "Welcome to" and where "Gator Country"
means "Los Angeles"
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Gator Country: i want to be an underpants gnome
hazaa!
i have found my purpose in life: to be an underpants gnome.
i will live in people's pants and write rhymes about my daily life:
weeeellllllll,
i'm a little ol' underpants gnome
and i love my lil ol' underpants home
it's warm and dark and i'm making some tea
i'm taking a break from reality
see
when life gets hard and ya need a break
c'mon down and join me for goodness sake
we'll have a couple cookies and do a little dance
cause there's nothing like livin' in people's underpants!
[for jen:
to the tune of the venerable james brown's
Livin' In America:
livin in a yellow thong!
"while the underpants being ren-o-va-ted!"
livin in a yellow thong!
"but it's a nicer place! po-liced and ga-ted!"
living in a yellow thong!
"in a spider hole! just like Saddam!"
in New Orleeens! (New Orleens!)
Detroit City! (Detroit City!)
Dallas, yow!
Pittsburgh, Pee Ay! (Pittsburgh PA!)
New York City (New York City!)
Kansas City! (Kansas City!)
Atlanta, yow!
Chicago, and Hell Ay!]
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