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post #62
bio: mina
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12/10/2005
06:06

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Favorite Things
drinking
· red wine, for the people.
listening
· for donnie's knock at the door
watching
· out for donnie


Category List
barely legal
love/lust/sex/chocolate



don't you wish your girlfriend could cook like me

i've decided to start listing my new year's resolutions now for 2006 so i can get a jump start on them. ok, here we go:

i will no longer spend money on food, utilities or transportation in 2006

i will no longer subject my dogs to listening to neil diamond's greatest hits while i'm away from home

tap dancing: learn it

spend less than 4 hours a day on partypoker.net

put together an earthquake kit -- 2, actually. one for the home and one for the car. comprised of what? what did the local news tell me it had to have? (can opener? water in a bag? a futuristic silver superheating blanket?) note to self: include 4 packs of skittles, beef jerky, some smart water and contemplate weapons/condoms

rob a bank or perhaps be on "elimidate"

suggestions? your resolutions?











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