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*As in "Welcome to" and where "Gator Country"
means "Los Angeles"
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Gator Country: gatorcountry quiz
in honor of art colony's "how well do you know art colony" quiz, last night, sunshine jen and i, after 2 martinis, 2 pilsners, 2 lemon drops and 2 more pilsners, decided it was high time to keep up the happyrobot quiz-a-rama machine. so here goes nuthin'.
how well do you know mina gatorcountry?
1. what's the first thing i like to do in the morning?
a. have sex
b. go back to sleep
c. hit the snooze 10 times
d. i never get out of bed for less than $10,000
e. i never get up before noon
f. all the above
2. how many times have i been engaged?
a. 0
b. 3
c. 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197
d. 6
e. 837
f. who the hell knows
3. what kind of bike do i ride?
a. suzuki
b. harley
c. bmw
d. honda
e. huffy with a banana seat
4. what have i NOT done in the New Year?
a. turned off my cable
b. had an epiphany
c. had a girls night out
d. got high and watched the holy grail
e. had phone sex
f. stayed up all night
g. danced on a bar
h. almost blew up my motorcycle
i. rode space mountain at disneyland
j. taken naked pix of myself
k. started running again
l. sang patsy cline's "crazy" at karaoke
m. had some dude from myspace totally crash and ruin thursday girls night out
n. gotten married
5. which happyrobot writers have i NOT met in person?
a. mrs. robot
b. sunshine jen
c. cootie girl
d. blaine
e. eve
f. victoria
g. stu
6. my beer of choice is:
a. lager
b. stout
c. ale
d. guinness with cider
e. pilsner urquell
7. which extreme sport have i NOT tried?
a. surfing
b. scuba diving
c. rugby
d. 100-mile runs
8. which writer did i quote in an entire post?
a. hemingway
b. rilke
c. aristotle
d. kundera
9. what kind of car do i drive?
a. yours, whenever i gd feel like it
b. honda
c. porsche
d. jaguar
e. range rover
f. i steal one, usually
10. have i ever been with a chick?
a. no
b. maybe
c. yes
d. define "been"
e. none of your gd business
f. don't you wish
g. yes, but i forgot my videocamera, so now it's my word against hers
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