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Klutch.xls: If there is a smoking ban in Boston, why are all these chicks so "smokin'"?
Who are these one million idiots who purchased songs on the new apple network? If you are one of these idiots, I'm sorry, but please explain the logic to me. At $.99 per song, that's about $14 for a full CD. Plus, you still have to buy a CD to burn them. Also, I have found the quality of "home" CD's to be less than desirable. This seems twisted. Why do I get the feeling that each member of Metallica purchased their entire backlog of shitty music just to boost the figures.
When I am feeling like a 12 year old girl, I smoke "Parliment Lights." It is my cigarette of choice for today, Wednesday the 7th of May. Maybe I'll have a Zima with dinner. Yum!
Radio-stations are censoring their DJ's, the government is censoring everyone, newspapers are censoring their reporters and every other story is plajorized. What gives? Oh yeah, I forgot, it is unpatriotic to use our first amendment rights, unless you are gay-bashing or hate-mongering. Then it is o.k. Pretty soon there will only be one story, it will be printed in all sources, everyday. I hope at least this story includes midgets.
I am getting more ideas for my concept E.P. titled "the Boy Who was also a Bike." (or as the messageboard hipsters would call it TBWWAAB.) Unfortunately the music part is slower to come. I think there will be songs about a girl, monkeys fused to robots, the release of said monkeys, an underground monkey-robot shadow government, and redemption. Any and all ideas to help me with this project are welcome. Does it sound cliche? Am I ripping somebody off? Please let me know.
Before you go to bed, please, take off your pants.
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