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Klutch.xls: couple-a-things
1. You're an idiot.
2. Remember in Superman 3, when Richard Pryor was trying to make his own Kryptonite, but he didn't have kryptonite ingredients, so he just used, like, tar from cigarettes instead? And rememer how it made Superman real bad, and he forgot to shave and he started bending mirrors and drinking in bars.
Why can't that happen to me?
3. You know what I like? When you get a CD and you listen to it a couple of times, and your kind of like "ehh, it's o.k." Then you put it aside for a little while, you stumble across it in the stack a few weeks, months later. Pop it on for the hell of it. Too lazy to take it out of the stereo so you keep it in for a while. Then one day . . .BAM . . . you finally get it. It goes into the permanent rotation. It gains classic status.
For me, two albums did this for me in the past five years. It took me a good 6 months to a year to get into them, but now they are totally my security blanket CDs. Anytime, anywhere, they make me happy.
a. Beck - Sea Change
b. Ben Folds - Rockin' the Suburbs
(maybe it's a "b" thang)
4. This is gonna make me real popular around here: I LOVE RALPH NADER!
I'm sorry, but it was not until I saw a measly 3 minute interview on CNN last night with Mr. Nader that I have actually given a rats ass about a candidate in the current race. He speaks for me, and that's something I can't say about any of the other candidates.
And, hear me out here, I think he can actually help the Dems take back the White House, if that is your main concern. I'll get into that tomorrow. I may not be as loud and proud when it comes to Nader this time around, but I am glad that people are going to hear some truth this election season.
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