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Klutch.xls: criminally insane??!?!/1?!!?
As I try to write this post, my computer is experiencing a problem where iTunes has locked up and is playing "funkytown" on repeat. This is the kind of December I am having.
Last week my parked car was hit while I was tying a nondenominational holiday bush to its roof.
Last week I learned that Yes! servers do go down.
Also, tech consultants Will! load the data back on the server . . . from a month old back-up tape.
Yes! You can be accused of stealing something that is a verb and not a noun.
Top 10 things you cannot steal
1. Bowling . . .
okay . . . no need for 9 more on the list. Let's talk about this for a minute.
I love bowling. I go out bowling with a group of lovely ladies almost every Monday night. We always go to the same alley. The same 4-fingered man is always working the counter.
Tonight, we're in the 5th frame of our third game when Mr. Hand accuses us of not paying for the full price of a night of bowling. We said, "no sir, we paid for our full share of bowling this evening, thank you very much I'm trying to convert on a 3-7 split right about now."
So he pulls out a dirty handwritten receipt and says "no, look here you damn 30-somethings you are stEALING BOWLING!!!111!1!!!!" I got pissed, dropped some F-bombs, knew there would be no way for me to recover this round, threw my ball and my towel in my Brunswick flame vintage style bowling bag and went outside and smoked myself some tobacco. My honeys, well, they kept on bowling. Kept bowling their stolen bowling.
How the FCUK do you steal bowling?!?!?!?
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