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My friend Jose had dinner next to Monica Lewinsky last night.

She was at Pastis with Cate Blanchett. Where were you?

Jose was on a first date and could not stop laughing. He said, "You see Madonna, you know, you get all shy, but you see Monica and all you can think of is blue dress!"

Jose is from Brazil.

He said Monica kept looking over at him. (Probably because of the laughing.) He really wanted to talk to her, but felt like it was a bad first date move. He looked at his date and thought, "Monica is kinky. I'm not so sure that my date is kinky."

Her HBO special plays tonight at 11. Misguided vixen or misunderstood victim? Or just a girl who has a thing for cigars trying to eat dinner the next table over?




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