green stuff that's probably okay to eat /drink today (seeing that it's st. patty's day):
green eggs and ham - normally i'd advise you to check with your local grocery store about their refrigeration problems.
green beer - there's nothing like drinking cheap green draft beer out of solo party cups. the clear ones, of course. you want to at least SHOW people that you're the kind of party guy that drinks green beer.
shamrock shake - do they still make these? when i was a kid they were available the entire month of march. yum.
absinthe - funnily enough, i was thinking of adding absinthe to my list and lo and behold, post modern drunkard wrote all about it.
green stuff that's probably NOT okay to eat/drink even though it IS st. patty's day:
the chicken i left out overnight on the counter to thaw instead of putting it into the fridge. whoops.
whatever that concoction is that my co-worker jessie mixes up in a water bottle and drinks all day. it's green and chunky.
the green side of that hunk of cheddar you wanted to eat for lunch
last year's corned beef and cabbage (left out on the counter to thaw for an entire year)