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behold my wisdom  
have you see the starbuck's oracle? v. funny. when i plugged in my drink of choice - grande decaf vanilla latte - i got this:

Behold the Oracle's wisdom:

Personality type: Freak
No person of sound mind would go to an EXPENSIVE COFFEE SHOP to get a drink WITHOUT CAFFEINE. Your hobbies include going to ski resorts in the summer and flushing $5 bills down the toilet. You are a menace to society.
Also drinks: Non-alcoholic beer
Can also be found at: Pools with no water

ha ha. the funniest thing is that i AM going to a ski resort at the END of the summer. craig and i are spending the first week of september in breckenridge, colorado. breckenridge is also known as "breck" to the cool, 42-year-old snowboarder kids that live there. hopefully it will not be cold enough to snow. i cannot see me on a snowboard. i CAN see me hiking, biking and horseback riding. i had dreams of joining a cattle drive for the afternoon but i don't think i can last five hours on horse or eat beenie weenies out of a tin can. i think that's what they serve for lunch on those cattle drive rides. we also plan to go to rocky mountain national park, boulder and aspen to see all the beautiful people. talking about aspen reminds me of the movie "dumb and dumber" when jim carrey askes lauren holly where she's flying to and she says "aspen" and he says "hmmm, california! beautiful!" so v. funny.

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8/3/2004
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