New  »   Sunshine Jen  ·  Post-Modern Drunkard  ·  Poop Beetle  ·  Robot Journal  ·  Gator Country
Search...
«« past   |   future »»
 
practical jokes and hoaxes  
i've been the butt of many a practical joke and hoax in my time, including but not limited to:

-the one where i thought i'd never get old
-the one where i thought my ex-boyfriend was straight
-the one where i planned to get an epidural during labor
-the one where i thought i'd be richer, prettier, smarter and skinny by now
-the one where i convinced myself for 8 minutes that the lauren hutton face disc was worth 30 bucks
-the one where "i can make it through this yellow light, no prob"
-the one where lisa and i went to see "the crying game" on the advice of another friend because she said it was "sooooooooo good"
-the one where i was the most popular girl in school
-the one where i didn't think i had to study
-the one when i was 21 and 31 seemed so. far. away.
-the one where i didn't think i had to balance my checkbook
-the one where the gas light coming on means i have plenty of gas to get to the next station
-the one where i'd get a baby that napped regularly
-the one with tom cruise and katie holmes (i'm foreshadowing here)
-the one where i thought my parents would never get old
-the one where people say cottage cheese in lasagna is just as good as ricotta cheese or that spaghetti squash is a great replacement for real pasta
-the one where we'd be best friends forever. also, the one where it was true love forever
-the one where i take life too seriously

comments[6]
all comments

post #493
bio: lisa may
perma-link
10/18/2005
09:46

wish list
archives
first post
that week
XML/RSS



Share This







random crap-o-rama

Category List
alaska
bebe stuff
ella through the ages
february smackdown
foodies
France
motherhood
preggers
random crap-o-rama


Favorite Things
drinking
· tea
eating
· homemade applesauce
listening
· new nano!
reading
· Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
watching
· Dexter season 3 on DVD
«« past   |   future »»