Ok, I don't even want to talk about the election. Seriously, either the blue states secede, or become part of Canada, or I'm just going to live in Europe.
But anyway, below is the list of headlines from Yahoo this morning. One of these things is not like the other:
• Bush starts planning second term • Palestinian official says Arafat in coma • U.S. jets pound parts of Fallujah • Deliberations begin in Peterson trial • Annan: Violence intensifying in Darfur • Blair urges rebuilding transatlantic relations • Freddie Prinze Jr. plans to star in sitcom