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3/28/2005
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Yesterday Erik and I were walking the dog through the big park near our house when we came across a statue of Abe Lincoln which was apparently erected to inspire thoughts of freedom in all who saw it. Unfortunately, thoughts of freedom were sort of pushed from my mind when we noticed that Abe had a huge wasp's nest smack dab in the middle of his crotch. It was like he had a huge deformed vagina that shot bees. Take that, The South!

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