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2001:December:21
12.21.2001
I am grumpy and hungover today. Last night I drank booze (much like the rest of the xmas-partying Western World) and had this dream where I was drinking tonnes of water, but not quenching my thirst. The people in my dream were all saying:"wow, Adina, you are drinking so much water!"
In honour of PMS, here is a list of things that bother me today:
-knuckle cracking
-people who profess to be so weird that no one understands them.
-when people try to involve me in their dramas.
-Lawrence Durrell
-William Wordsworth
-Oprah
-when people pick up accents that are not their own.
-when people let big white zits stay on their face all day.
-Guys who wear button down shirts and go to fake British pubs and laugh loudly, pronouncing "ha ha ha"
-uncomfortable shoes--(why?)
-when people say they feel sorry for someone, but they actually are criticizing them.
-pompously ridiculous song lyrics "she walks like summer and she talks like June"
-hard boiled eggs
-CBC readers who write in to correct your mistakes and call you a "fellah"
-beatnic writers
-Bill Cosby sweaters
-Theatre critics who use word like "chiaroscuro"