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What do I want to do better in the New Year? less nervous chatter more writing more dancing write more letters stop wiping my nose with my glove then touching railings get an inspiring job or make my job inspiring Not to meet sarcasm with sarcasm get my driver's license ask more questions stop eating cheese drink more water stop smoking cigarettes Leave before it gets stupid start reading the Russians, but not necessarily Anna Karenina floss and take vitamins keep more secrets give more massages get more massages read more poetry stand on my head never insult anyone's mom or dad learn to pee where people can hear me without turning on the tap get over my fear of David Hasselhoff make my own lunches watch more porn (unless it is starring anyone remotely resembling DH) wear less black put my socks in pairs before it gets ridiculous raise my barrier for ridiculous clean the toilet more thoroughly if I am thinking of drinking to the point of purging do the dishes instead of leaving them for Adam be less of a shtunk Pick a really worthwhile fight with the government Go somewhere Get over my aversion to fish dry my hands before opening the bathroom door To stop snugglling gus, or get over my disdain for itchy hives not to laugh about people's misfortunes unless they laugh first
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1.2.2002
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