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What do I want to do better in the New Year?
less nervous chatter
more writing
more dancing
write more letters
stop wiping my nose with my glove then touching railings
get an inspiring job or make my job inspiring
Not to meet sarcasm with sarcasm
get my driver's license
ask more questions
stop eating cheese
drink more water
stop smoking cigarettes
Leave before it gets stupid
start reading the Russians, but not necessarily Anna Karenina
floss and take vitamins
keep more secrets
give more massages
get more massages
read more poetry
stand on my head
never insult anyone's mom or dad
learn to pee where people can hear me without turning on the tap
get over my fear of David Hasselhoff
make my own lunches
watch more porn (unless it is starring anyone remotely resembling DH)
wear less black
put my socks in pairs before it gets ridiculous
raise my barrier for ridiculous
clean the toilet more thoroughly if I am thinking of drinking to the point of purging
do the dishes instead of leaving them for Adam
be less of a shtunk
Pick a really worthwhile fight with the government
Go somewhere
Get over my aversion to fish
dry my hands before opening the bathroom door
To stop snugglling gus, or get over my disdain for itchy hives
not to laugh about people's misfortunes unless they laugh first
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1.2.2002
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