Why do politicians always have to preface announcements about their career path with an observation about nature. This storytelling method is antediluvian (my new word) and cliched.
Why do we need to picture Trudeau taking a walk in the snow, or Harris flying over the auttumn trees of Thunder Bay?
I mean, you know the real decision was made when they were sitting in a caucus meeting, listening to everyone jerk off for the millionth time, and privately balked at the idea of doing that for another term.
Hey, hey, hey, do the cabinet shuffle. Why do politicians get so much cred for showing us their weiner during a military crisis, anyway?