More about smell: This friend of R.'s (who almost all of us have either slept with or made out with so I guess he is everyone's friend now) is a great guy. He lives out of town, and he is a perennial bachelor. When he had an apartment to himself, however, his single male ways and smells got the better of the place. One day R. went to visit him. She called from his place on the first night. "Are you having a good time?" "yes, but his place..." "What about his place?" "It smells like bum."