Since Rich has similarly categorized his brain's activities while at work, here is my brain during the days of PMS.
Please don't take me away in a straightjacket, but for one or two days a month, I am certifiably insane. Here are some gems from last month:
Everyone hates me.
Does he realize he is chewing NEXT to my ear?
Waittasec, I think they can sense me getting irritated with them and they hate me.
Whoever said acne would end after puberty should be shot on sight.
Everyone is so aggressive today. I think they hate me.
Must get out of the elevator. Everyone is crowding me and looking at me and I am breathing in their germs carbon monoxide.
Ugh, the subtext is too loud!
What's a Nice Jewish Girl Doing With a Tree Like This?
How To Celebrate Mother's Day When You've Lost Your Mom
Cassette Players Were A Pain, But There Was Nothing More Romantic Than A Mixtape
The Joys of Raising Your Kid Downtown
The Virtues of the Yoga Date
I Loved Your Wedding But Please Stop Telling Us to Get Married
bun in the oven
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