I don't understand RSS or how syndication can be used to enhance my life. I don't know how to use most wireless devices. I hate cellphones. I don't know the diff between wiki and wifi I still use emoticons when I type emails because as dorky as they look, they take unintentional barbs out of content.
Other confessions: I was at the doctor yesterday and he gave me a clifford the dog bandaid after I got my final hepatitis vaccination. I wish I were still wearing it. I am obsessed with spicy Indian pickle, specifically mango pickle. It gives me heartburn, but if I could, I would eat it all day with parathas. I use my mittens to wipe my nose, then I grab public railings. I think I am a member of the "working poor" I have a really funny story involving the word cervix, but I don't want you to imagine my cervix. You're not, right?