I asked my co-worker to fix some wonky code for me, and this is what he wrote back.
You have no idea how ugly the code inside that page is.
It makes me want to close my eyes and lie down under my desk; it makes me want to weep tears of blood for the shames of my profession; it hurts my soul to contemplate a universe that permits its existence.
I hope you appreciate my suffering right now.
I kinda feel that way about gratuitous apostrophes.