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Why I am a bad teacher
I am sorry that you are having trouble previewing that image, but I did actually send it to you at full size. Your image editor is previewing it for you at 50%. You need to look at it at 100%.

What program are you viewing the image in? You're not sure?

I am sorry you are having trouble seeing the logo, but I can assure you it is there. Yes, I know you only see one picture in the banner ad right now, but I sent you an "animated gif". Which means that you have to look at it in a browser to see the frames move.

A browser? You know, like Explorer or Mozilla. You don't know what mozilla is? Well don't worry. It is a browser. Like Explorer. It is the application that lets you browse websites. Yeah. So, let's start from the beginning. Save the file to your desktop, just to make things easier. no, "Save as". Great. now go to your desktop, find the file, and right-click on it. Great, now select "open with". Cool. Now choose explorer. It is not giving you that as an option? well then, click "browse" and then select explorer. Do you need me to come down?

I am so sorry that for the past ten years, you have been interfacing with a machine that makes so little sense. You seem really smart and capable in your job, and it is terrible that your primary mode of communication and project management is such a mystery at times. If it makes you feel any better, I didn't even know how to type until my second year of university, never mind use computers. But then I said: fuck this. How hard can it be? And I asked questions, played around with it, and eventually figured out how it worked.

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