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like a jar of pickles down the toilet
Josh's bubby called him today to tell him that her toilet was clogged. That the super needed to come.

Why? (according to him, a lot of time she hires people to fix stuff unnecessarily)

"I tried to flush a jar of pickles down the toilet"
Well, were they at least baby dills?
"Actually, they were a little bigger than that."
Why didn't you just throw them in the garbage?
"I kind of had this feeling that it was a bad idea when I was doing it."
ok. Well don't go flushing Zaidy down the toilet.
"He won't fit!"

He said you could tell by the sound of her voice that she'd considered it.

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