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5/18/2012
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Tattoos I Would Have Gotten At Various Ages
In honor of my 33rd birthday this Sunday:

Tattoos I Would Have Gotten At Various Ages and Immediately Regretted

  • Age 8: A Superman S on my chest with a cape on my back.
  • Age 10: A Batman Bat
  • Age 13: A T-800 exoskelton hand and forearm.
  • Age 16: John McClane's Beretta, taped to my back with Christmas tape.
  • Age 18: An otherwise blank Post-It Note marked "To Do" on my palm.
  • Age 19: Faded numbers, on my wrist, probably "24601," during my "Let's think of the absolute most offensive thing and instantly do that" phase.
  • Age 21: A Trystero horn
  • Age 22: A kilt
  • Age 25: A mustache on my index finger
  • Age 29: A zipper on my chest scar.
  • Age 30: A wallet chain going to my ass scar.
  • Age 32: A ruler, on my index finger (I always have trouble with measurements for cutting and cooking).







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