If you have any mixing ability, make me a dance mix of the Soviet National Anthem, and I'll love you forever.
If you accept Jesus as your personal Lord and Savior, move all the contents of your right pocket to the left, and the left to your right. Keep it that way for 40 hours and 40 minutes.
If Jesus speaks to you, put in a good word for me.
If you're feeling sinister, go off and see a minister.
If you live in New York City, have a drink at the Magician or Nancy Whiskey Pub in the next 93 hours.
If you've ever been to India, have a hamburger for lunch today.
If you've ever received a mix CD from me, return my calls.
If you own an iPod, you should defrag it from time to time to extend the battery life.
If you've never had a croissant from Patisserie Claude, you're missing out on heaven on earth.
If you use the words "mixed tape" or speak about the Book of "Revelations," you must work the words "minyan," "effulgent," "inamorata," "bastinado" and "kirkbuzzer" into a conversation over the next 6 days.