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· The Flaming R. Kelly
· Malfatti
· Johnny Cash
· Chuck Klosterman
· Deadwood, Seasons 1 & 2

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Notes on a Pandemic
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Republicans Are Tough Guys
Brain Fog
Clown Posse
Uber, but For Wrong Numbers

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Random 10


Walking the Ciudad Random Ten (12/23/05)
  1. "Feliz Navidad"
    5/10 - Eh. I'm not a Christmas music person, but this one isn't too offensive.
  2. "Jingle Bell Rock"
    2/10 - I hate this one though.
  3. Bad Saxophone Medley of "Mack the Knife" and "Winter Wonderland" by a busker
    4/10 - Points for originality, but still, if you can't play the sax, you shouldn't expect people to give you money.
  4. "Feliz Navidad"
    3/10 - Okay, once was enough.
  5. "Underneath Your Clothes" by Shakira
    3/10 - If she wasn't so hot, would people have listened to her braying? This song was written only for guys to think "I wouldn't mind seeing what's underneath her clothes." I'm willing to bet it's not an endless story--more "Two pints of silicone and a brazilian, to go. The end."
  6. "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" by the Jackson 5
    2/10 - Isn't this song more than a little creepy now, especially with the Jacksons singing it?
  7. "Christmas Time" by Billy Corgan
    2/10 - What the fuck? Billy Corgan did a Christmas song? How the hell did that happen? And why does it suck so much?
  8. "Fairytale of New York" covered by some Irish singer
    4/10 - Okay, this pisses me off. A craptastic cover of one of my favorite songs, turning the opening into sentimental garbage and sneering his way through the rest of it. How can you make "I built my dreams around you" sound so angry?
  9. "Feliz Navidad"
    0/10 - The Random Ten will not continue, today. I have punctured my eardrums to escape.
2.5/10 - Next time, I charge my iPod longer.

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