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6/19/2006
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Signs I am Getting Old

Some people get drunk and make embarassing phone calls--and I have been that person before. Some people get drunk and send out embarassing emails--I have been that person as well. But I've hit a new level of maturity, apparently, with this last birthday.

I now get drunk and pay off credit card debt.

No more yelling into a phone at 4am. No more standing outside someone's window with an iPod blaring "In Your Eyes" at inopportune levels of drunkenness. No more horribly misspelled emails greeting sober hardworking people first thing in the morning. Nope. Just a solid path towards fiscal responsibility and evenhandedness.

What the fuck?

Oh my god!

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